Over the course of 13 years and 1,400 reviews, I’ve obviously run into quite a few stinkers along the way. (2011’s ‘Your Highness’, 2018’s ‘The Happytime Murders’, and 2019’s ‘Serenity’ stand out.) Let’s add this piece of ridiculously awful garbage to the list, too, shall we? Based on the (admittedly great) YA book by Grady Hendrix, this film is a sloppy, all-over-the-place mess that has no clue what it wants to be. Pseudo-horror? Tween girls slumber party event? Goofy comedy? Here’s a hint: none of the above. It’s poorly written, poorly directed, and an absolute mess from the first frame onward.