Ugh. Shame on me for even giving this thing a try. In theory, the premise is okay—a Hollywood director (Jessika Van) finds out that her studio is axing the Christmas film division, so it falls on her assistant (Anissa Borrego) to frame her life as a holiday movie in the hopes that the day can be saved. Ample opportunities for meta-humor abound and are right there for the taking, but nothing ever materializes. It’s not even worth putting on in the background as a catalyst for a post-turkey nap.