A wannabe cringe comedy and societal commentary, this film—about a gaggle of friends at a destination wedding in Mexico who go into upheaval when one accidentally drops another’s infant (don’t worry, she’s fine)—never comes close to getting off the ground. Instead, we’re presented with a weekend in the life of a half-dozen boring and generally unlikeable people. It’s almost as if someone made you sit and watch home movies from that group of weirdos on the other side of the pool from you at your resort vacation last summer.

1/5 stars