Owen Wilson stars in a horribly esoteric brain-burner about a man bouncing between a pseudo-dystopian “real world” and a utopian paradise with Salma Hayek as his guide (and pusher). The stars turn in fine performances, sure, but what starts as a decent sci-fi premise winds up being a messy, unresolved head trip. It’s about as far from “bliss” as you can possibly get.

1/5 stars