Based (presumably veeeery loosely) on what New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton did during his year-long suspension from the NFL, this goofball ‘Bad News Bears’ ripoff (and Netflix original) starring Kevin James is a clunker from the get-go. Projectile vomiting, ditzy blondes, and fat kids are all played for laughs, and even if this weren’t the era of political correctness, it would still be stupid and insulting. Even though he’s only listed as a producer, Adam Sandler’s fingerprints are all over this thing, if that gives you any indication.

1/5 stars