I know, I know…it’s Lindsay Lohan. It’s a ridiculous holiday movie on Netflix. It co-stars Chord Overstreet. And the last time I checked, it wasn’t 2003. I get it. There’s very little redeeming about this thing, but as a back-in-the-day Lohan-ite, it’s nice to see her back in action and doing it reasonably well. Here she plays a hotel heir (not named Paris) who gets a bonk on the head and can’t remember who she is, which leads her to fall for the local small-fry country inn owner. It’s not good, in even the most liberal sense, but it’s not horrible.

2/5 stars