My Spy: The Eternal City

Though the 2020 original managed to squeak by as an entertaining-enough bit of fun, this wholly necessary sequel has way too much going on to interest whoever the target audience is. (And that’s still up for debate; it’s a solidly PG-13 flick with a young teen at its center.) Sure, […]

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Inside Out 2

As a tepid fan (at best) of the 2015 original film, I admittedly didn’t rush into the sequel with bells on, but I didn’t expect to come out of it abjectly bummed out at Pixar’s latest effort. The premise is that young Riley is now hitting puberty, so her core […]

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Finestkind

This seafaring tale of two scallop-fishing brothers and the struggles they face both out on the ocean and back on dry land has the promise of at-sea dramas like ‘The Perfect Storm’, but it falls woefully short. Hampered by an ultra-clichéd plot and groan-worthy dialogue, even the top-shelf cast (Ben […]

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Drive-Away Dolls

About a third of the way through this odd caper about two young women on a road trip to Florida, unknowingly chased by a pair of inept criminal henchmen, you may find yourself thinking it’s a B-movie from someone trying to do their best Coen Brothers impression. Turns out you’d […]

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Fingernails

Imagine a world where, just by yanking a fingernail out and running it through a machine alongside your partner’s, you can find out if you’re truly in love. That’s the bizarre premise of this heady sci-fi drama starring Jessie Buckley and Riz Ahmed, which feels designed solely to be one […]

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The Mill

Lil Rel Howery tackles what is essentially a one-man show in this sci-fi thriller about an employee who wakes up in a dirt and concrete cell and is made to push his own Sisyphus’ stone around in a circle repeatedly for unknown reasons. What might have actually worked as a […]

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Heist 88

Based loosely on the true story of the 1988 heist of the First National Bank of Chicago, this wholly forgettable film had plenty of promise to be sure, but a weak, pedestrian script dooms it pretty much from the get-go. Courtney B. Vance stars as the ringleader, who recruits four […]

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Love Is in the Air

This Aussie cheeseball wannabe-Hallmark flick stars pop singer Delta Goodrem alongside Joshua Sasse as a predictably oil-and-water duo who, of course, wind up falling in luuuuv. He’s a big-money British guy sent to shut down her unprofitable mom-and-pop single-plane airline—before, that is, he realizes it’s not all about money; sometimes, […]

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Retribution

The latest interchangeable Liam Neeson action extravaganza finds our hero in a very ‘Speed’-like situation after he gets a phone call that a bomb has been planted in his car, and that it’ll go off unless he keeps driving, and (gasp!) his kids are along for the ride! Sounds like […]

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Vacation Friends 2

I’m not entirely sure 2021’s ‘Vacation Friends’ was crying out for a sequel, but here we are. Yes, the first outing (a Hulu original) was relatively entertaining, but not so much this lazy and pointless follow-up. Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, John Cena, and Meredith Hagner are all back as […]

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