If you were alive in the 90s, you knew. Beanie Babies were beyond all the rage—an absolute juggernaut of retail mania, before it evaporated just as quickly as it came. It stands to reason, then, that a movie about the uber-fad would be a fascinating tale of capitalism and greed […]
Read MoreOne True Loves
Directed by Andy Fickman (2010’s ‘You Again’) and co-written by Taylor Jenkins Reid (the novel ‘Daisy Jones & the Six’), this romantic drama stars Phillipa Soo as Emma, a woman whose husband (Luke Bracey) is presumed dead, leaving her to mourn and, years later, get engaged to her longtime friend […]
Read MoreThe Super Mario Bros. Movie
Feeling like little more than 90 solid minutes of over-the-top mayhem and the thinnest plot this side of a nursery rhyme, this kiddie film based on the video game franchise is the very definition of ‘eh’. Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, and Jack Black lead the voice cast (as Mario, Peach, […]
Read MorePaint
Wildly inspired by (but not directly about) the late, great Bob Ross, this Indie comedy about the decline of Vermont’s number-one public television personality is a beyond-quirky trip into a Wes Anderson-ish world. Owen Wilson stars as Carl Nargle, who, after three decades of pleasing the masses with his gentle […]
Read MoreMurder Mystery 2
Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston reprise their roles as private detectives Nick and Audrey Spitz in this so-so follow-up to the 2019 Netflix hit. In what may be the ultimate case of if-you-liked-the-first-you’ll-like-this-one-too, the sequel comes off as essentially a ninety-minute continuation. It’s not terrible by any means, and you […]
Read MoreMaybe I Do
With a wildly ludicrous coincidence as its main plot point (the two sets of parents of a young couple in love are having—or close to having—affairs with each other, without knowing their relationship to each other), this Nora-Ephron-wannabe is a comedy that never has the legs to get going, much […]
Read MoreWhen You Finish Saving the World
Written and directed by Jesse Eisenberg (based on his 2020 Audible drama), this comedy-drama has its moments, but overall never really figures out where it’s going. Finn Wolfhard stars as Ziggy, a wayward teenager who live-streams his original songs to fans but has no other real purpose in the world. […]
Read MoreChristmas with the Campbells
Co-written by Vince Vaughan, this raunchy take on a Hallmark holiday movie does have a couple of moments that make it pseudo-worth a watch… but not much more than that. Brittany Snow is a photographer who decides to spend the holidays with her ex’s parents (George Wendt and Julia Duffy) […]
Read MoreRosaline
Along the lines of ‘Wicked’ and ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead’, director Karen Maine’s ‘Rosaline’ offers a unique take on an established literary work. (This time, it’s ‘Romeo and Juliet’.) Unlike those examples, however, this thing starts wearing out its welcome fairly early on, relying on the same joke over […]
Read MoreMr. Harrigan’s Phone
Another Stephen King adaptation and another collective ‘meh’. Based on the 2020 short story, this tale of a kid whose elderly benefactor helps him out from beyond the grave, simmers along just fine… but never really comes to a full boil. Director John Lee Hancock (who also adapted the screenplay) […]
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